December 2009
156 posts
A Woman's 50 Rules For Men
macaroononastick:
Call.
Don’t lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad....
“I`ve always liked what Thomas More said in Utopia, which is that in Utopia every...”
– Jude Law (via macaroononastick) Listen to the Law.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The password for the CMS doesn’t work.”
Me: “What password did you use?”
Client: [Password]
Me: “This password is wrong.”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”
[2 Minutes Later]
Client: ” ‘Wrong’ doesn’t work either.”
Today, me and my best friend made a pact, that on...
macaroononastick:
watermelonsorbet:
boxofrandomness:
sunlightandamocha:
pwnator:wakocytosis:(via srsly)
i would die forever. this is something cassie would do.
lol.
“Can you make it more Kanye?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops....”
– Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop) (via macaroononastick)
10 Reasons You Are Rich
macaroononastick:
You didn’t go to sleep hungry last night.
You didn’t go to sleep outside.
You had a choice of what clothes to wear this morning.
You hardly broke a sweat today.
You didn’t spend a minute in fear.
You have access to clean drinking water.
You have access to medical care.
You have access to the Internet.
You can read.
You have the right to vote.
Some might say you are...
“I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all...”
– Kelly Kapoor (via macaroononastick)
“Are you nuts? How are you going to map out an entire website plan on a piece of...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Today
Today I gave a final presentation in my advertising class with my group and my voice wouldn’t stop shaking. I’m not afraid of talking in front of people I’m afraid that I look dumb or I don’t sound like I know what I’m talking about. But after that I surprised my Boyfriend by taking him to Build A Bear and we created pandas for each other :) the whole process was a...
Story of My Life
mangobravo:
skipaheartbeat:
New school semester: At the first week:
At the second week: Before the mid-term test: During the mid-term test: After the mid-term test: Before the final exam: Once know the final exam schedule: 7 days before final exam: 6 days before final exam: 5 days before final exam: 4 days before final exam: 3 days before final exam: 2 days before final exam: 1...
pwnedbylorna:
jennabee:
Glee Cast - Last...
Interesting Facts About Our Body
macaroononastick:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average...